Yesterday, I looked down and, to my surprise, found my left hand clenching and unclenching all by itself. Nope, not by itself—Arthur’s left-handed.
kaiser-91 asked: Oooh, you're progressing well with the possessing, I hope? :3 Demonstrate your amazing typing skills!! Perhaps by writing about what you've been up to today? And no editing out any eventual errors! That's cheating!! ;) *hugs!*
A: uh…okay…Amelia’s on her phone, but I’ll try…(actually, nothing went on today because nothing at all has happened yet…)
ARTIE TYPES PAST HERE
ARTIE IS NO LONGER TYPING
Amelia: he was having trouble thinking of what to write, so I told him to just mash the keyboard. He succeeded until my thumb cramped up.
If any of y’all are interested in seeing how good Artie is at typing through possession, you’re free to ask questions at any time.
A: At any time. Meaning NOW. …Please.
A weird conversation we had the other day:
Amelia: Hey Artie. Whatcha reading?
A: It’s what *are you*, you illiterate git. (He doesn’t like being interrupted while reading and gets snippy) And I don’t know what it’s called because you don’t remember the title.
Amelia: Okay…can I see?
A: *turns the book around*
Amelia: Artie, that book it blank.
A:Only because you don’t remember the contents either.
Amelia: Then how are you reading it?
A: *wink* magic.
Amelia: Read it to me?
Anonymous asked: Do you help Amelia with certain things, like maybe tough math questions that could benefit from two heads, or help her become an uber-memory-machine? I think it would be cool having the power of your best friend's mind to help you at all times.
A: I’ve got a worse memory than she has(DON’T QUESTION MY GRAMMAR DAMMIT), so I can’t help her out there. As far as math problems go, she can pretty much figure those out on her own. :/
kaiser-91 asked: Aww, sorry to hear about your question-drought. :( You need to market yourself if you want questions! Forums, Reddit, Steam groups, everywhere! Let people know you exist! :3 Anyway, here's my question. Do you sometimes visit Amelia when she's asleep and dreaming? If so, have you ever accidentally walked in on a particularly horrifying nightmare?
A: Well, there was this one time…
Amelia: Oh God please no.
A: X3 Amelia was having a dream about losing her virginity and immediately panicked, ‘cause she has this thing about not wanting to lose it until she was married. Anyway, I spoke out of nowhere and told her it wasn’t her real body, nothing to worry about(it worked with the plot of the dream) and she relaxed and let the dream take it’s course.
Amelia: >///< I’m going to kill you.
A: I know :3
(Amelia doesn’t really ever have nightmares)
(+1 message appears)
A: Oh my gosh answer it!! C:
Amelia: Hold on, lemme check something first…
A: Please hurry up, it’s right there!
Amelia: All right, I’m done, let’s see what they asked you. *clicks inbox* *nothing there*
A: ..Is this some sort of sick joke?